Oil on canvas. A painting of a man in an armchair reading a newspaper. Behind, his wife can be seen hoovering, making dinner, cleaning the windows, making tea, dusting and other jobs.
The Haberdashery of Imaginary Art
Descriptions of artworks to create in your imagination. Some could become real. Some never should. Some are ultimately mindfulness exercises. However you see them, the experience for each viewer is unique. Resource List. Manifesto.
Monday, 13 October 2025
Monday, 6 October 2025
#318: Masking Tape Reminder
Take a reel of masking tape.
Stick lengths of it along the edge of a shelf, or shelves, across your headboard, along a wall… somewhere you look at a lot.
Write a meaningful message for yourself along it.
Preserve.
Refer back to it whenever that message is needed.
Along the shelves in my imaginary office-slash-writing room:
There She Goes, My Beautiful World by Nick Cave and the Bad Seeds
The wintergreen, the juniper
The cornflower and the chicory
All the words you said to me
Still vibrating in the air
The elm, the ash and the linden tree
The dark and deep, enchanted sea
The trembling moon and the stars unfurled
There she goes, my beautiful world
There she goes, my beautiful world
There she goes, my beautiful world
There she goes, my beautiful world
There she goes again
John Wilmot penned his poetry
Riddled with the pox
Nabokov wrote on index cards,
At a lectern, in his socks
St. John of the Cross did his best stuff
Imprisoned in a box
And JohnnyThunders was half alive
When he wrote Chinese Rocks
Well, me, I'm lying here, with nothing in my ears
Me, I'm lying here, with nothing in my ears
Me, I'm lying here, for what seems years
I'm just lying on my bed with nothing in my head
Send that stuff on down to me
Send that stuff on down to me
Send that stuff on down to me
Send that stuff on down to me
There she goes, my beautiful world
There she goes, my beautiful world
There she goes, my beautiful world
There she goes again
Karl Marx squeezed his carbuncles
While writing Das Kapital
And Gaugin, he buggered off, man
And went all tropical
While Philip Larkin stuck it out
In a library in Hull
And Dylan Thomas died drunk in
St. Vincent's hospital
I will kneel at your feet
I will lie at your door
I will rock you to sleep
I will roll on the floor
And I'll ask for nothing
Nothing in this life
I'll ask for nothing
Give me ever-lasting life
I just want to move the world
I just want to move the world
I just want to move the world
I just want to move
There she goes, my beautiful world
There she goes, my beautiful world
There she goes, my beautiful world
There she goes again
So if you got a trumpet, get on your feet,
Brother, and blow it
If you've got a field, that don't yield,
Well get up and hoe it
I look at you and you look at me and
Deep in our hearts know it
That you weren't much of a muse,
But then I weren't much of a poet
I will be your slave
I will peel you grapes
Up on your pedestal
With your ivory and apes
With your book of ideas
With your alchemy
Oh come on
Send that stuff on down to me
Send that stuff on down to me
Send that stuff on down to me
Send that stuff on down to me
Send that stuff on down to me
Send it all around the world
'Cause here she comes, my beautiful girl
There she goes, my beautiful world
There she goes, my beautiful world
There she goes, my beautiful world
There she goes again
Or: Keep going, keep finding things, keep writing, let people know.
Monday, 29 September 2025
#317: Be Natural (How easy is it?)
Three word paintings, evenly spaced and sized, hung across the wall of a gallery.
The words on each painting are a follows:
1 - Be natural.
2 - No acting.
3 - No pretence.
(But no fighting please).
Monday, 22 September 2025
#316: Another World/Drive By/Nothing Will Be Done
A photograph of a rental scheme bike stood up and surrounded by bags filled with someone’s belongings. Another collection of bags sits nearby surrounding a sleeping body.
Everything is pictured underneath a flyover and next to a roundabout. Cars can be seen queued up and driving past - both behind, on a slip road, and to the side, on the roundabout itself.
Monday, 15 September 2025
#315: Living Seascape (Land's End)
A view of the ever-changing (and not always uniformly) seas around Land’s End livestreamed into a gallery onto a huge, and wide, screen in high definition.
Monday, 8 September 2025
#314: Living Landscape
A livestream of a landscape (looking across a valley, hills of different shapes beyond) shown on a large and wide screen in a gallery.